Traffic Calming Device

I was happily and alertly driving down a lightly travelled side street the other morning at about 35 mph when I discovered this sign.  

I've never heard of a 

traffic calming device, have you?

Apparently, it's the uneven 

brick strip across the road. 

Well, let me tell you, it works! 

I had to pull over, 

right then and there, 

to take a nap!

Moreover, this road is no more than 

3/10ths or 4/10ths of a mile long.

YET 

I encountered two of these 

Traffic Calming Devices!  

AND

Two Traffic Calming Devices = two naps! 

Beware of these doggone, 
newfangled brick sedatives.
They can really slow down your day!

This has been a public service blog post. 

May your day be filled with Mumbo Jumbo,

D~~~~